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Laugh-out-loud pirate energy meets soft, lived-in comfort. This tee wears like a seafaring inside joke: a cheerful cartoon pirate clutching an upside-down treasure map while his ship scrapes the rocks. It’s for people who celebrate the glorious, ridiculous missteps—folks who can tell a wild story over a campfire or at a backyard bonfire and laugh when the punchline involves a navigation error. The garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a vintage, ocean-worn look that fits straight into a casual wardrobe: throw it on for game nights, low-key gatherings, or that rowdy trivia night where bad decisions become legend. Part of the Triple R Treasures collection, it feels like a well-traveled find—soft, substantial, and a little bit salty.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfortable, long-lasting wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Pirate PhD T-Shirt — "I Have a PhD in Making Bad Decisions" (Triple R Treasures)
$32.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfortable, long-lasting wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean